SEC Traditions

Tennessee taps that Kansas Ass


and destroys the now shamed public persona of UT = University of Tats. Playing with a depleted lineup,minus  four gang bangers of  Smith Williams, Tatum and Goins,   Tennessee beat #1  ranked  Kansas Jayhawk’s Rock Chalk ass.  My beloved Vols popped that Kansas anal cherry. Celebrating another huge hoops wion.  Kentucky is the next notch […]

Number 25


Quick, somebody throw up the “U”!! Hurricane commit kicked out of Gators camp for flashing the “U” – OrlandoSentinel.com Oops!!! LB Dusty “Rhodes” Doe,arrested again. Gator Trifecta? Multiple arrests? check A starter? Check Suspended with a date with the “Leadership” committee? Check “Dustin had been suspended from team activities while resolving his parking-ticket issues and […]

Interview with the spiritual leader of the Buckeye Nation


It was somewhat surreal to be interviewing the star of the Big Ten Blogosphere, the blog known as the Eleven Warriors: http://www.elevenwarriors.com, but it was thrice the strangeness like that of a typical dark gray Ohio morning sky, when the refreshing crisp air clears a port-a-potty when I opened up my email with the deft […]

#23 for Herban


23 “piss my pants” arrests under Herban’s  “watch”.  Alas, Two National Championships make it worth it.  Besides all of the other things that Gators truly hold dear (jorts, nat light etc…). It is all about:”National Championships.”  I am howling like  mike slive with jeremy foley’s fist inserted into my ass and working me like a […]

Monte Kiffin is a BAD Man


Memo to Monte:  Defense ain’t the problem in Knoxville.   Can you please  fix what remains  of the dynamic duo from the explosive  #117th ranked offense? Reading the interview  below, Monte seems to be the opposite of Lane, humble, reserved and careful with his words. SportingNews.com – Your expert source for NCAA Football stats, scores, […]

Alabama continues to embarrass the SEC


So, SEC Fans. Is Alabama kinda of like the retarded brother that sits in the corner and monitors the dust devils in sunlight? Glad they’re not in my conference. Shit fire, they would have had to kick them to the curb years ago.  They kind of remind me of the old SWC…remember what happened to […]

Rocky Top Llc


Tennessee recruit Daniel Hood doesn’t deserve scholarship – Andy Staples – SI.com Let me start by saying the days of the good ole boys that bleed orange or crimson are over.  I know this may come as a shock to Andy Staples but “Bear”  is  gone to be with Jesus (doubtful).  SEC football is all about […]

Memo to Lane Kiffin


This shirt will look tight with your favorite gators acid-washed cut off jean shorts. I look for this simple but elegant  fashion statement to continue to dominate the focus of Florida Gator Football to the point of Epic Fail. Lane Kiffin is in Herb’s head…deep inside it. You Simply Can’t Buy Advertising Like This | […]