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Tennessee Football Ticket Sales Billboards

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A current Alabama football player is featured on a billboard advertising ticket sales – for the University of Tennessee. Senior Crimson Tide safety Robert Lester is shown on the receiving end of a block by UT offensive lineman Dallas Thomas, his body appearing to fly off the side of the billboard.
Oddly enough, the block shown on the billboard may not have even actually happened. The image appears to be edited together from multiple photos, as both players are dressed in their home colors.

I agree with the quote above. There is zero chance that one of our immobile, fat ass, contact-challenged offensive lineman ever blocked an Alabama DB. Unless the DB was loitering around a pile, and the Tennessee lard ass was cleaning it up after the whistle blew.

The son of a retired SEC coaching legend escapes all accountability for his losing record, his players abysmal academic performance and a declining ticket sales. Remember: You still owe Derek Dooley and you must feed his Orange Ceramic Dog your fanhood, your courage and your dollars. But you don’t have to respect either him or any privileged son like him until he earns it.  It’s all part of Dooley’s “plan”.


About Capers Bar

I am retired Army officer. I used to fly helicopters and airplanes while I was in the Army. Nowadays, I do other things that are not so cool and sexy. I decided to write about my journey or whatever you want to call it towards running a half-marathon this fall. I have been running since 1983, I have run the Duke City full and half marathons. I don't run that fast anymore, I did win a 10K when I was 21, those days are mercifully past me. The fastest mile I have turned is a 5:05 during one of those Army physical fitness test 2 mile runs. The point I am making is that I am old, slow, and experienced runner. I named the blog after my running buddy, Bandit, an Australian Blue Heeler. He is my 3rd K-9 running buddy, the previous two dogs were black labs. I hope to write about some of my discussions that I have with Bandit in the future. I once owned, but since sold and a satirical and irreverent sports blog that was moderately successful. I was published in the left-wing national sports media by Sports Illustrated and ESPN. I am "stuck" in Alabama working for a military contractor. I am working so fricking hard to get back to Southeast New Mexico or West Texas. Fingers and toes crossed.

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