A current Alabama football player is featured on a billboard advertising ticket sales – for the University of Tennessee. Senior Crimson Tide safety Robert Lester is shown on the receiving end of a block by UT offensive lineman Dallas Thomas, his body appearing to fly off the side of the billboard.
Oddly enough, the block shown on the billboard may not have even actually happened. The image appears to be edited together from multiple photos, as both players are dressed in their home colors.
I agree with the quote above. There is zero chance that one of our immobile, fat ass, contact-challenged offensive lineman ever blocked an Alabama DB. Unless the DB was loitering around a pile, and the Tennessee lard ass was cleaning it up after the whistle blew.
The son of a retired SEC coaching legend escapes all accountability for his losing record, his players abysmal academic performance and a declining ticket sales. Remember: You still owe Derek Dooley and you must feed his Orange Ceramic Dog your fanhood, your courage and your dollars. But you don’t have to respect either him or any privileged son like him until he earns it. It’s all part of Dooley’s “plan”.