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“Tennessee got behind,” Dooley said.

Strippers and Teen Moms!!! Dooley has you covered!!

You’re damn right Tennessee’s got “behind”. Dooley is a visionary. That is correct…a prophet. Dooley is ending all doubt of his coaching acumen and taking full control of the Tennessee program as it enters the all important post-season recruiting period. How is he going to do it? By building a state of the art MMA cage Dooley leads tour of Tennessee’s new practice facility » GoVolsXtra.

Can you imagine if Tennessee leased this MMA facility out to the public? It would be like bum fighting. Chubby kids training in their back yards while they drink beer; wearing sauna suits in the car (with the windows up) to cut weight; stripper sisters; and teen moms. It has the potential to be a Trailer Park All-Star version of Bonaroo.

Sure Tennessee has had some problems on and off the field. If you your definition of problems are losing to Kentucky, getting bitch-slapped by Vandy’s James Franklin in the local media, losing tons of recruits at zero hour on signing day, or half the coaching staff jumping ship to other jobs. Not all of the problems for the Vols do not lie with Coach Dooley, but with Dave Hart’s inability to recruit rich, morally challenged, whale benefactors. It is Dooley’s responsibility to recruit (and close) players, but it is Hart’s responsibility to recruit boosters and generate income for the football team. He is the inside salesman for the football program and right now, and sales are rising.

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About Capers Bar

I am retired Army officer. I used to fly helicopters and airplanes while I was in the Army. Nowadays, I do other things that are not so cool and sexy. I decided to write about my journey or whatever you want to call it towards running a half-marathon this fall. I have been running since 1983, I have run the Duke City full and half marathons. I don't run that fast anymore, I did win a 10K when I was 21, those days are mercifully past me. The fastest mile I have turned is a 5:05 during one of those Army physical fitness test 2 mile runs. The point I am making is that I am old, slow, and experienced runner. I named the blog after my running buddy, Bandit, an Australian Blue Heeler. He is my 3rd K-9 running buddy, the previous two dogs were black labs. I hope to write about some of my discussions that I have with Bandit in the future. I once owned, but since sold and a satirical and irreverent sports blog that was moderately successful. I was published in the left-wing national sports media by Sports Illustrated and ESPN. I am "stuck" in Alabama working for a military contractor. I am working so fricking hard to get back to Southeast New Mexico or West Texas. Fingers and toes crossed.

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