New Orleans PD Bags the Perp

For God sakes Brian  Downing, you could have at least repped a Crimson “We got 14” tee shirt in the photo. Replete with the Nike swoosh….all of us know that Alabama isn’t an Under Armour school.  His shirt selection gives the perception that he is an Auburn fan.

Balding, 32 years old, tiny nuts, in the closet and a butt chin are not the way to go through life.

Police arrest Ala. man in post-BCS video
Crimson Tide Hall of Famers:
Brian Downing – Opelika. Hibbets Sports asst manager (this would have been better if he had worked at Dick’s Sporting Goods).
Logan Young – Trafficking in Humans
Pinson Shooting – Do not ask to borrow his car after a loss to Arkansas
Harvey Updyke – The Oak Tree Massacre

I know I am missing more Crimson Tide Fan crime.  I recall that there was a stabbing over in the Mobile area after a loss to LSU.

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About Capers Bar

I am retired Army officer. I used to fly helicopters and airplanes while I was in the Army. Nowadays, I do other things that are not so cool and sexy. I decided to write about my journey or whatever you want to call it towards running a half-marathon this fall. I have been running since 1983, I have run the Duke City full and half marathons. I don't run that fast anymore, I did win a 10K when I was 21, those days are mercifully past me. The fastest mile I have turned is a 5:05 during one of those Army physical fitness test 2 mile runs. The point I am making is that I am old, slow, and experienced runner. I named the blog after my running buddy, Bandit, an Australian Blue Heeler. He is my 3rd K-9 running buddy, the previous two dogs were black labs. I hope to write about some of my discussions that I have with Bandit in the future. I once owned, but since sold and a satirical and irreverent sports blog that was moderately successful. I was published in the left-wing national sports media by Sports Illustrated and ESPN. I am "stuck" in Alabama working for a military contractor. I am working so fricking hard to get back to Southeast New Mexico or West Texas. Fingers and toes crossed.

2 comments on “New Orleans PD Bags the Perp

  1. Brawl at Tuscaloosa Waffle House

  2. Oh how could I have omitted that?

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