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Weird Recruiting Update

Yesterday Bill King tweeted that this is the time of the year that a lot of people are going to get “carpal tunnel”. I’m pretty sure that Bill is referring to this being recruiting season and there will be a lot of F5 and page refreshes from fans. I think it maybe old guys on Viagra, spanking it to 4-5 star recruits.

I get a chuckle out of this time of the year because the 21-55 age demographic football fan or “recruitnik” track 17-18 year old boys. As an example read screencap below as a Vols fan provides some detailed analysis of prospective running back physical appearance. This level of detail is completely unnecessary but is always very creepy and very funny. GLUTES.

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About Capers Bar

I am retired Army officer. I used to fly helicopters and airplanes while I was in the Army. Nowadays, I do other things that are not so cool and sexy. I decided to write about my journey or whatever you want to call it towards running a half-marathon this fall. I have been running since 1983, I have run the Duke City full and half marathons. I don't run that fast anymore, I did win a 10K when I was 21, those days are mercifully past me. The fastest mile I have turned is a 5:05 during one of those Army physical fitness test 2 mile runs. The point I am making is that I am old, slow, and experienced runner. I named the blog after my running buddy, Bandit, an Australian Blue Heeler. He is my 3rd K-9 running buddy, the previous two dogs were black labs. I hope to write about some of my discussions that I have with Bandit in the future. I once owned, but since sold and a satirical and irreverent sports blog that was moderately successful. I was published in the left-wing national sports media by Sports Illustrated and ESPN. I am "stuck" in Alabama working for a military contractor. I am working so fricking hard to get back to Southeast New Mexico or West Texas. Fingers and toes crossed.

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