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Red Cross poised to assist in Alabama


In the event that Oklahoma State slips into the BCS NC game the Red Cross is prepped to assist Alabama emergency rooms. Worst case scenarios are hospitals  filling up with 300 lb women in “bama” sweatsuits who have “fallen down the trailer stairs”. They may  have broken noses, missing teeth, black eyes, broken ribs, and bruised kidneys. for some reason, these “accidents” always happen when bama gets disrespected or loses. In this case, overlooked by the bcs polls.

About Capers Bar

I am retired Army officer. I used to fly helicopters and airplanes while I was in the Army. Nowadays, I do other things that are not so cool and sexy. I decided to write about my journey or whatever you want to call it towards running a half-marathon this fall. I have been running since 1983, I have run the Duke City full and half marathons. I don't run that fast anymore, I did win a 10K when I was 21, those days are mercifully past me. The fastest mile I have turned is a 5:05 during one of those Army physical fitness test 2 mile runs. The point I am making is that I am old, slow, and experienced runner. I named the blog after my running buddy, Bandit, an Australian Blue Heeler. He is my 3rd K-9 running buddy, the previous two dogs were black labs. I hope to write about some of my discussions that I have with Bandit in the future. I once owned, but since sold and a satirical and irreverent sports blog that was moderately successful. I was published in the left-wing national sports media by Sports Illustrated and ESPN. I am "stuck" in Alabama working for a military contractor. I am working so fricking hard to get back to Southeast New Mexico or West Texas. Fingers and toes crossed.

One comment on “Red Cross poised to assist in Alabama

  1. Apparently it happens anyway. A chick I work with came in today with a pair of irish sunglasses. I asked if she “fell down the stairs” but she owned up and said the suspense was killing her bammer live in.

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