The truth is, not a single motherfucker can judge the Alabama Defense on how whether they could play on Sundays or not. Every single one of you mouth-breathing Bama bastards thinks that they have the right to come to this blog and pimp up that steroid-fueled defense and not have to worry about being dragged into a cell and put down like a street dog in Opelika. As a matter of fact, those of you that do come here to do so are the first to bitch about how “oppressive” and “authoritarian” Mike Slive is, completely unaware of what is actually like to live under real repression, like the Auburn fanbase.
These were dictators that for many decades shunned, cajoled and ostracized the thousands upon thousands of their own citizens…just because they didn’t like what they were thinking or just happen to be Auburn fans. Hell, I don’t even want to think about how many motherfuckers just gave in and started wearing Houndstooth, just because, considering the circumstances. I can’t even imagine what it must be like to live in a State where exercising your God-given right to disagree with the Capstone and Mal Moore gets you a death farking sentence.
When I read about the kind of misery that these Bammers inflicted upon their people; all the needless pain and suffering just because some deranged sociopathic asshole sidewalk alumni Bammeroid did not like , there is a part of me that disagrees with how they were dealt with, but for the most part, I can’t help but understand. It may not have been right, but I understand: Bama Cheats