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That Bama D

NFL scouts agree: Tide’s D could play on Sundays | The Clarion-Ledger | clarionledger.com

The truth is, not a single motherfucker can judge the Alabama Defense on how whether they could play on Sundays or not. Every single one of you mouth-breathing Bama bastards thinks that they have the right to come to this blog and pimp up that steroid-fueled defense and not have to worry about being dragged into a cell and put down like a street dog in Opelika. As a matter of fact, those of you that do come here to do so are the first to bitch about how “oppressive” and “authoritarian” Mike Slive is, completely unaware of what is actually like to live under real repression, like the Auburn fanbase.

These were dictators that for many decades shunned, cajoled and ostracized the thousands upon thousands of their own citizens…just because they didn’t like what they were thinking or just happen to be Auburn fans. Hell, I don’t even want to think about how many motherfuckers just gave in and started wearing Houndstooth, just because, considering the circumstances. I can’t even imagine what it must be like to live in a State where exercising your God-given right to disagree with the Capstone and Mal Moore gets you a death farking sentence.

When I read about the kind of misery that these Bammers inflicted upon their people; all the needless pain and suffering just because some deranged sociopathic asshole sidewalk alumni Bammeroid did not like , there is a part of me that disagrees with how they were dealt with, but for the most part, I can’t help but understand. It may not have been right, but I understand: Bama Cheats

About Capers Bar

I am retired Army officer. I used to fly helicopters and airplanes while I was in the Army. Nowadays, I do other things that are not so cool and sexy. I decided to write about my journey or whatever you want to call it towards running a half-marathon this fall. I have been running since 1983, I have run the Duke City full and half marathons. I don't run that fast anymore, I did win a 10K when I was 21, those days are mercifully past me. The fastest mile I have turned is a 5:05 during one of those Army physical fitness test 2 mile runs. The point I am making is that I am old, slow, and experienced runner. I named the blog after my running buddy, Bandit, an Australian Blue Heeler. He is my 3rd K-9 running buddy, the previous two dogs were black labs. I hope to write about some of my discussions that I have with Bandit in the future. I once owned, but since sold and a satirical and irreverent sports blog that was moderately successful. I was published in the left-wing national sports media by Sports Illustrated and ESPN. I am "stuck" in Alabama working for a military contractor. I am working so fricking hard to get back to Southeast New Mexico or West Texas. Fingers and toes crossed.

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