BAMA Week: Monday Morning QB

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Lets get this week rolling with an Urban Dictionary definition. Urban Dictionary: Bammeroid
And Bama has 13 NC’s? Check out the picture from the Alabama Football media guide in the following link: I thought that Alabama had 13 National Championships? « Loser with Socks it appears that the Bammeroids have been increasing the numbers since 1983.
Did anyone else smell Les Miles’ fear of Tennessee? He throws on 4th and goal with a 24 point lead and the time running down. He keeps Spencer Ware in the game down to the 3 minute mark. FEAR.

It was pretty special watching my Vols whip the #1 ranked Tigers for 3 1/2 quarters. Running downhill all game and racking up some pretty impressive stats. It was evident that being young and inexperienced finally caught up with us.
I love this UGA coach, mainly cause. He sucks at his job. 28 to vandy? Can’t wait for the fireworks at the UGA/UF game.

The Vandy coach? I think this is the next step in his journey to unemployment.

New Tennessee AD Dave Hart is wearing Houndstooth this week…..

AJ Mccarron is SO fucked this week.

Here is a photo of a fully mature female Bammeroid and her litter. They are visiting what is considered to be the holiest of holy grounds in Bammer-Land. Each Bammeroid is expected to make a visit to this shrine for 13 days, 13 which happens to coincide with the number of national championships that Bammeroids claim to own.

Days and national championships are like dog years (also known as Bammer Math) to Bammeroids. Most normal people it would equate to a 1:4 ratio. So in real people time, this Bammeroid and her litter were there for 3 days only. Same math applies to the number of national championships

About Capers Bar

I am retired Army officer. I used to fly helicopters and airplanes while I was in the Army. Nowadays, I do other things that are not so cool and sexy. I decided to write about my journey or whatever you want to call it towards running a half-marathon this fall. I have been running since 1983, I have run the Duke City full and half marathons. I don't run that fast anymore, I did win a 10K when I was 21, those days are mercifully past me. The fastest mile I have turned is a 5:05 during one of those Army physical fitness test 2 mile runs. The point I am making is that I am old, slow, and experienced runner. I named the blog after my running buddy, Bandit, an Australian Blue Heeler. He is my 3rd K-9 running buddy, the previous two dogs were black labs. I hope to write about some of my discussions that I have with Bandit in the future. I once owned, but since sold and a satirical and irreverent sports blog that was moderately successful. I was published in the left-wing national sports media by Sports Illustrated and ESPN. I am "stuck" in Alabama working for a military contractor. I am working so fricking hard to get back to Southeast New Mexico or West Texas. Fingers and toes crossed.

3 comments on “BAMA Week: Monday Morning QB

  1. Good luck.
    We are counting on you.

  2. Only of Mike Slive wills it……

  3. We are Auburn’s only chance…

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