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The Perks of LSU Football


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It’s gotta be like drinking champagne from a stripper shoe or playing keno and smoking crack. Playing ball in Baton Rouge looks like an awesome event. As far as my Vols are concerned, this kind of behavior is way below our standards. Our girls have the class not give handjobs on ESPN.

I would like to take a moment and remind everyone how far we’ve come! we are just a play or two away from being in the hunt for another conference title. Your support has not gone unnoticed by the team. We need you to stick with us. I’m confident that we’ll beat the jocks off LSU this weekend. If they are still wearing jocks after their sideline treatments that is….

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About Capers Bar

I am retired Army officer. I used to fly helicopters and airplanes while I was in the Army. Nowadays, I do other things that are not so cool and sexy. I decided to write about my journey or whatever you want to call it towards running a half-marathon this fall. I have been running since 1983, I have run the Duke City full and half marathons. I don't run that fast anymore, I did win a 10K when I was 21, those days are mercifully past me. The fastest mile I have turned is a 5:05 during one of those Army physical fitness test 2 mile runs. The point I am making is that I am old, slow, and experienced runner. I named the blog after my running buddy, Bandit, an Australian Blue Heeler. He is my 3rd K-9 running buddy, the previous two dogs were black labs. I hope to write about some of my discussions that I have with Bandit in the future. I once owned, but since sold and a satirical and irreverent sports blog that was moderately successful. I was published in the left-wing national sports media by Sports Illustrated and ESPN. I am "stuck" in Alabama working for a military contractor. I am working so fricking hard to get back to Southeast New Mexico or West Texas. Fingers and toes crossed.

One comment on “The Perks of LSU Football

  1. yes, we send our girls to the high school games to give out hand jobs to the prospects…or at least we did.

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