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Outside Magazine: Chattanooga is number 1?


Outside Magazine praises, slams Chattanooga in cover story | timesfreepress.com

Unbelievable awkward writeup. On Saturday, as I was prepping to depart for the Chattanooga-Jax State game [Mocs surge in FCS polls | timesfreepress.com], I sat down on the shitter, I opened up my Nook Color and started to read this article on Chattanooga. Talk about some serious backhanded begrudging shit about the #1 town. Needless to say that “my hands were clenched in fists of rage”.

I AM GLAD THAT THE AUTHOR AND HIS GOLD CHAIN WENT BACK TO OREGON AND CRAWLED BACK UNDER HIS ROCK.I KNOW SOME OF YOU OR MOST OF YOU RETARDS WILL ACT LIKE HE IS GREAT AND HE NEEDS TO WRITE MORE TO KEEP HIM, BUT HIM AND THE REST OF YOU CARPETBAGGERS AND GEORGIA TRANSPLANTS CAN GO TO HELL AND TAKE YOUR GRANOLA-EATING, ASS-GRABBING, DOPE-SMOKING BUDDIES WITH YOU.SO I SAY WAAAAARGREENWAVE!!!

Thompson, who plans to release a book in 2012 about the South called “Better Off Without ‘Em: A Northern Manifesto for Southern Secession,” said Monday that, although he liked Chattanooga, “I don’t think that readers of Outside want some whitewashed version of everything.”

About Capers Bar

I am retired Army officer. I used to fly helicopters and airplanes while I was in the Army. Nowadays, I do other things that are not so cool and sexy. I decided to write about my journey or whatever you want to call it towards running a half-marathon this fall. I have been running since 1983, I have run the Duke City full and half marathons. I don't run that fast anymore, I did win a 10K when I was 21, those days are mercifully past me. The fastest mile I have turned is a 5:05 during one of those Army physical fitness test 2 mile runs. The point I am making is that I am old, slow, and experienced runner. I named the blog after my running buddy, Bandit, an Australian Blue Heeler. He is my 3rd K-9 running buddy, the previous two dogs were black labs. I hope to write about some of my discussions that I have with Bandit in the future. I once owned, but since sold and a satirical and irreverent sports blog that was moderately successful. I was published in the left-wing national sports media by Sports Illustrated and ESPN. I am "stuck" in Alabama working for a military contractor. I am working so fricking hard to get back to Southeast New Mexico or West Texas. Fingers and toes crossed.

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