The shortest verse in the Tennessee Footballball Bible: “Foster Fumbled”
Former Vol Arian Foster receives pair of honors from football writers. Texans’ breakout star voted first-team RB for All-NFL Team, named most improved player in league. ProFootballWeekly.com – Diligence propelled Texans’ Foster to breakout season
The question is: Why is Foster able to maintain control of the ball now? Is it because fumbling costs him money in the NFL? I simply have no other logical explanation..
Urban Dictionary: fostering
|1.||Fostering||26 up, 6 down|
A condition in which a person has trouble either catching, or maintaining possession of an item. Usually refers to a pigskin, football or the “rock” but can be applied to dropping Momma’s fine china on Thanksgiving Day or dropping a condom behind the headboard during application prior to coitus.
Stems from the word “Fumble” in football, in which a player loses possession of the football. Almost always occurs during moments of acute stress specifically when the desired end-state of a situation is within the grasp of an individual but then victory slips through the fingers of the fostering individual resulting in disaster.
Fostering is not limited to sports:
1) Dude why did you just foster the christmas turkey on the floor? Now we gotta eat spam covered with brown sugar instead.
2)All he had to do was juke the Florida Safety and he would have had 6!!! But he lost his emotions and effing tossed the ball into the stands, fostering the game away.
0 August 18, 2009 Please Retire Jersey Number 27
0 May 1, 2009 Fumble 27 to the Houston Texans?
9 September 8, 2008 Fumbles Foster: Jinxed?
11 September 2, 2008 How Can Anybody Have Confidence in Foster?