The SEC wins its fifth straight BCS NC. I feel like that Barners did it all in honor of former coach and Bama’s step-daddy Tommy Tubberville (Fulmer was Bama’s Daddy), Auburn won this ballgame for the thumb. What is Thumbophobia? Defined as “Fear of The Thumb”, this is a surprisingly new phobia that causes BCS and Little Sisters (TCU) needless distress.
Does anyone think Mike Slive has anal control of the BCS by using his magical thumb? I think that Slive moves as slow as someone who had something up your ass or your average everyday Big 10 running back.