Auburn wins one for the Thumb

The SEC wins its fifth straight BCS NC. I feel like that Barners did it all in honor of former coach and Bama’s step-daddy Tommy Tubberville (Fulmer was Bama’s Daddy), Auburn won this ballgame for the thumb. What is Thumbophobia? Defined as “Fear of The Thumb”, this is a surprisingly new phobia that causes BCS and Little Sisters (TCU) needless distress.

Does anyone think Mike Slive has anal control of the BCS by using his magical thumb? I think that Slive moves as slow as someone who had something up your ass or your average everyday Big 10 running back.

About Capers Bar

I am retired Army officer. I used to fly helicopters and airplanes while I was in the Army. Nowadays, I do other things that are not so cool and sexy. I decided to write about my journey or whatever you want to call it towards running a half-marathon this fall. I have been running since 1983, I have run the Duke City full and half marathons. I don't run that fast anymore, I did win a 10K when I was 21, those days are mercifully past me. The fastest mile I have turned is a 5:05 during one of those Army physical fitness test 2 mile runs. The point I am making is that I am old, slow, and experienced runner. I named the blog after my running buddy, Bandit, an Australian Blue Heeler. He is my 3rd K-9 running buddy, the previous two dogs were black labs. I hope to write about some of my discussions that I have with Bandit in the future. I once owned, but since sold and a satirical and irreverent sports blog that was moderately successful. I was published in the left-wing national sports media by Sports Illustrated and ESPN. I am "stuck" in Alabama working for a military contractor. I am working so fricking hard to get back to Southeast New Mexico or West Texas. Fingers and toes crossed.

2 comments on “Auburn wins one for the Thumb

  1. Aube will have to give back once they get the death penalty for buying players.

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