Still OSU’s suckiness against the SEC is still bad, any graphic that illustrates their high level of SUCK will now replace it the “i” or something to represent the 1-9 record they have.
Now for the Hogs. They fucked up over hapless Ohio State last night. Initially I believed that they should be kicked out of the SEC. There is no reason on God’s green earth to empower a shit team from a shit conference. After sleeping on it, I would like to see an alternate course of action:
I call on for SEC Commissioner Mike Slive to take immediate and decisive action. I know that he can single out specific coaches and teams that need some of his specialized “help”. The Hogs and Bobby Petrino obviously need Slive’s ‘help’. I advocate the removal of scholarships, the suspension of Petrino for 5 games next season, and finally all of the Hogs 2011 SEC games will be officiated by Penn Wagers. Maybe next time Arkansas will try harder against gimme cupcakes…MUSTAIN!!!