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Thanks a lot Arkansas

Still OSU’s suckiness against the SEC is still bad, any graphic that illustrates their high level of SUCK will now replace it the “i” or something to represent the 1-9 record they have.

Now for the Hogs. They fucked up over hapless Ohio State last night. Initially I believed that they should be kicked out of the SEC. There is no reason on God’s green earth to empower a shit team from a shit conference. After sleeping on it, I would like to see an alternate course of action:

I call on for SEC Commissioner Mike Slive to take immediate and decisive action. I know that he can single out specific coaches and teams that need some of his specialized “help”.  The Hogs and Bobby Petrino obviously need Slive’s ‘help’. I advocate the removal of scholarships, the suspension of Petrino for 5 games next season, and finally all of the Hogs 2011 SEC games will be officiated by Penn Wagers. Maybe next time Arkansas will try harder against gimme cupcakes…MUSTAIN!!!


About Capers Bar

I am retired Army officer. I used to fly helicopters and airplanes while I was in the Army. Nowadays, I do other things that are not so cool and sexy. I decided to write about my journey or whatever you want to call it towards running a half-marathon this fall. I have been running since 1983, I have run the Duke City full and half marathons. I don't run that fast anymore, I did win a 10K when I was 21, those days are mercifully past me. The fastest mile I have turned is a 5:05 during one of those Army physical fitness test 2 mile runs. The point I am making is that I am old, slow, and experienced runner. I named the blog after my running buddy, Bandit, an Australian Blue Heeler. He is my 3rd K-9 running buddy, the previous two dogs were black labs. I hope to write about some of my discussions that I have with Bandit in the future. I once owned, but since sold and a satirical and irreverent sports blog that was moderately successful. I was published in the left-wing national sports media by Sports Illustrated and ESPN. I am "stuck" in Alabama working for a military contractor. I am working so fricking hard to get back to Southeast New Mexico or West Texas. Fingers and toes crossed.

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