Douglas signs with Bama


HAHAHA, Bama just burned up a scholarship on a head case. I thought they were more thorough in their talent evaluations. The kid is a real fruit loop; he has odd hobbies and questionable character. Even though with the talent we are bringing into the Hill, AD80 would be a career backup. First snap Aaron Douglas plays against Tennessee…….I would pull all four D-linemen, and pancake the hell out of him. He EASILY has a chance to go down as the all-time most-hated former Vol. In fact, AD is legacy and a double legacy. Time for both of his parents to turn in their diplomas, letters and Alumni statuses.

Rivals.com Football Recruiting – Tide lands All-American tackleThis made me chuckle: “Douglas stands 6-foot-6, 280 pounds and was formerly recruited to play tight end.”

From AD’s twitter page: @80Fresh Man you ain’t no Yo Gotti, you more like an OG Boo Dirty. You are Bama style now homey, they rap in Re Tard down there.

About Capers Bar

I am retired Army officer. I used to fly helicopters and airplanes while I was in the Army. Nowadays, I do other things that are not so cool and sexy. I decided to write about my journey or whatever you want to call it towards running a half-marathon this fall. I have been running since 1983, I have run the Duke City full and half marathons. I don't run that fast anymore, I did win a 10K when I was 21, those days are mercifully past me. The fastest mile I have turned is a 5:05 during one of those Army physical fitness test 2 mile runs. The point I am making is that I am old, slow, and experienced runner. I named the blog after my running buddy, Bandit, an Australian Blue Heeler. He is my 3rd K-9 running buddy, the previous two dogs were black labs. I hope to write about some of my discussions that I have with Bandit in the future. I once owned, but since sold and a satirical and irreverent sports blog that was moderately successful. I was published in the left-wing national sports media by Sports Illustrated and ESPN. I am "stuck" in Alabama working for a military contractor. I am working so fricking hard to get back to Southeast New Mexico or West Texas. Fingers and toes crossed.

3 comments on “Douglas signs with Bama

  1. What odd hobbies? Be specific.

  2. It’s not that beating off is an odd hobby per se, it’s when that is what you do all day long is when that becomes an issue.

  3. Did they throw in some fresh Meth too??

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