Our OC Chaney is going to cost us…

Will his ball-less nutsack keep us from a pre New Years Day Bowl bid? I say YES it will.

I have an issue Chaney when we get near the goal line ( plus his physique is grotesque). Is he drunk off of his former proteges Drew Brees and Kyle Orton’s NFL successes? He want’s to spread it out and pass the ball. I would prefer to run the ball on 1st and 2nd down and throw on third.There has been a few occasions he threw every time and as we know we’ve had some turnovers because of it.

In my small mind, I see at least 3 Ws from his pussified playcalling has cost us: SCAR, BAMA and UF. Bitch, this is Tennessee. We run the ball inside the 10. We fucking tell the other team where we are running the ball and dare them to stop us…..Fuck you Chaney and your Purdue cupcake bullshit.

Oh Jim? find time for this…..You can it even use it on recruiting trips.

About Capers Bar

I am retired Army officer. I used to fly helicopters and airplanes while I was in the Army. Nowadays, I do other things that are not so cool and sexy. I decided to write about my journey or whatever you want to call it towards running a half-marathon this fall. I have been running since 1983, I have run the Duke City full and half marathons. I don't run that fast anymore, I did win a 10K when I was 21, those days are mercifully past me. The fastest mile I have turned is a 5:05 during one of those Army physical fitness test 2 mile runs. The point I am making is that I am old, slow, and experienced runner. I named the blog after my running buddy, Bandit, an Australian Blue Heeler. He is my 3rd K-9 running buddy, the previous two dogs were black labs. I hope to write about some of my discussions that I have with Bandit in the future. I once owned, but since sold and a satirical and irreverent sports blog that was moderately successful. I was published in the left-wing national sports media by Sports Illustrated and ESPN. I am "stuck" in Alabama working for a military contractor. I am working so fricking hard to get back to Southeast New Mexico or West Texas. Fingers and toes crossed.

3 comments on “Our OC Chaney is going to cost us…

  1. Chaney is a pussy, TN is a run team!!! Fucking agree 100%..
    Stay off the Little Debbies JC…

  2. Chaney has actually lost about 80 pounds since he was at Purdue. Nobody at Purdue liked him, either. He had a sports car offense, and drove it like a 80 year old woman in a Packard. Cowardly play caller at Purdue who would run up a 20 point lead and then go conservative. Probably lost 8-10 games at Purdue because of his lack of balls. Good luck, Vols – we don’t want his fat ass back.

  3. Wow, some brutality on Chaney!

    My favorite line was “Bitch, this is Tennessee”.

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