Alright, thanks for stopping by.. Jai and bosgap will be liveblogging the game from the comments section when it starts. Until then, we have El brujo reporting live from Pasadena.
Bruin beverage of choice. Not Mountain Values.
El brujo drinks his PBR won in weekend betting pool. Welcome to the big city.
Vol fans steal a picture with UCLA tailback Craig Shepard before getting back to "wild" Bruin tailgate.
Update (6:33 est) – Orange pants, white jersey (HT El brujo).
6:43 est – Threat Level: Motherfucking ORANGE
The best $$$ can buy.
Norm Chow in the house. (HT TI)
Fragile
Loser with Socks 
orange pants!!!!!!!
Orange letters. Ballgame.
Go Big Orange… watching this one all the way from Denmark… its about 1am here and I am ready to watch the Vols stomp UCLA…
BTW – slingbox is AWESOME
Thanks for stopping by Justin.
Enjoying a nice cold Carlsberg (wish it was a Natty) and waiting for the Fulmer to prove the nation wrong… again
If UCLA plans to go hard to the rim…
Cam Tatum.
Any late gameday developements??? The Dankse Post doesn’t cover UT ball that much…
By the way, I can confirm they’re in orange pants with two white stripes down the side, in case you care or know anyone who does.
Wesley Rucker from the Chattanooga Free-press
Orange pants with white stripes. Orange lettering on white jerseys
Nice… love the orange pants… now lets get this Rutgers vs Fresno St bs off the tv… 47 minutes to go…
Is UCLA going to fill the stadium? I read that they only sold somewhere around 65,000 seats for a 90+ capacity. What’s the word on the street El Brujo?
I just sent out feelers to El Brujo on the scene in Pasadena.
Stand by.
Oh my Goodness….Fulmer pulled out the ragged 1984 Steve Alatorre Garden State Bowl uniforms….I hope that UCLA are ready to play a 1984 Big Orange like team!!!!
Here we go folks…pregame, engage
Those uniforms. Gangsta
Happy Birthday, Battle Captain.
Holth high on the Vawls. Beware.
I am in the fight
DEAR LORD!!!!
Did Mike Patrick lose a bet???? Look at that hair. HAHAHA
Rise of the NItes
The wait has been agonizing. The orange pants and white shirt combo make up for it. Mount up!
I think Rece was even laughing when they cut back to him. That was epic fail.
I am ready for some Fulmer-riffic game strategy
@23 Steady in the saddle fella……STEADY
This is the first step along the path to the Promised Land.
David Crompton is ready. Are you?
cheaterss
homecooking…beg for it
suck it lou
UCLA fans breaking all kinds of attendance records..
booking a trip to the Downtown Athletic club
Hell yeah! Let them keep on doubting, Jon!
How many UCLA fans showed up at the Coliseum looking to see LA’s football dynasty?
UCLA atmosphere…………………..lollerskates
70k there…14-15k of that are Vawl fans. You do the math.
That’s the emptiest stadium I’ve seen for a game that’s been hyped this much.
Battle Captain
Mr. IBM looking the part. Ruff N Tuff here we come
great pac 10 entrance….coldplay
Lame intro, UCLA.
Locked arms.
Fired up. Focused. Prepared.
UCLA coming out to the new Colby Callait.
Chris Leak level shart in my pants.
Fights off the rush. Hell yeah
Oh hell, auduible
Good luck, Vols. I expect nothing less than a good ol’ fashinoned SEC ass-whippin.
Mountain Damn Fumble
What did I say??? Ruff
Oh my lord. I am almost laughing.
On the audible, he had Briscoe open for the first down. Ruff n tuff,
Welcome aboard the Hell Train Jim Bob
THUNDER DAN WILLIAMS. Not effected by Crompton
Swarming D.
UCLA Offensive line FTLMFL
Cromptastic ball control.
3rd and Chavis…back at it. Mustache Mafia
Who was Willingham covering 20 yards past nearest WR?
they cheat like an sec team….holding
Kevin Craft > J-Crompt
Craft looks like a date rapist in his player bio pic.
Nice
game time
willingham just raped his ass
was that randy sanders in the stands?
Nice route-running
Rogaine Neuhiesal
Slant route? Do what?
Foster has that “step” that amenhotep was talking about. I want to school them in an open forum.
Johnny U
RUFF N TUFF…mountain feet keep him balanced. 1st down
JC tripped on purpose…ON PURPOSE
More Arian Foster
laser rocket arm. cannon
Ok, is it me or does JC look like a heisman candidiate? Fire it in there!
Did they say Foster was a fumbling major?
Mountain Boy locking on like a pilot.
Gator refs
@75,
Yes, he is the only RB in the country that is a Fumbling Major. Graduating with honors.
fucker
FG try got caught up in the LA pollution.
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Dare I say the G-Gun?
I love this QB…Love his ass
Meltdown….
There will not be a camera angle to overturn that hopefully.
Craft is going to rufee two girls tonight.
fucking ruff n tuff only has 40 seconds
He’s in.
Gator refs can’t fuck us on theat call
Heisman…”poor pass”? Fuck off
Fostermom is boiling over right now.
poised for the foster
fuck…..nice tight spiral
Drop back. hold breathe
Holly Rowe is thick & nasty.
Clawfense is Cromptastic
AMW. Poised
Who cramps in the first quarter?
I blame the Nite Nation for his cock blocking
G-Gun
Wildberry
Holly Rowe was Ron Franklin’s downfall.
God damn Todd Blackledge and Mike Patrick
@98 he would have never survived a Bammeroid camp, Aight?
The word “aight” was actually spelled out in the Dothan Eagle in a Lil Saban quote
I am Tennessee, Collected Readings of Larry W. Smith
LOL, after 3 series of shifting and new formations…we get two wide/fullback/run. Tennessee baby BABY
oh boy…AR21 will get hung for that one…even with the ball high and away
Frank Beamer would be proud
they will blame all of that on AR21
It is over. Crompton is responsible
7 points is to huge of a deficit
UCLA has an AR21
what the fuck is the line doing
WTF was that kind of punt formation??/
The mountain boy must respond
We need to convert turnovers to points
Dave, we used that last year. It works when you block
Damn Gator Refs
fundamentals
the Cromptonites are fuming
Fostermom better be ready to debate me in an open forum.
Did Duke play this weekend?
I feel a 80 yard TD on the horizon…..get ready, Crompton about to put on a clinic….
Crompton may be a prince, but:
Hardesty is KING!!!
Duke lost to James Madison, i think
Holy shit.
UCLA DC has Ruff n Tuff by the bawls
Clinic, engage
laser arm cannon straight outta crompton
Clinic??? Do you doubt the Mountain Warrior Prince
Mountain Damn Rust
I now believe our Battle Captain was right the last 3 years. JC has no brain.
Nice throw
Vols, Bitch.
Mountain Damn Rocket
What now Jim Bob! Take it back!
those penalites are padding JC’s stats/
Arian Who?
Clinic
2 looks fast.
Jim Bob, sing Rocky top with me
Arian Foster is a tough runner that gets hurt for running over people.
JC is in the zone.
and dropping shit….like footballs
Hardesty ran so fast his contact fell out.
Hey we are wearing white socks
tackle in space, engage
I’ll sing on the next TD.
clinic, 80 yards
146 LOL
they are cheating
If he was playing defense, this would be easy
punt ucla punt
Great call by the Talented Battle Captain taking the penalty.
I will take up everything I have and follow him.
straight into hell with a bucket of water
Tee Martin, bitches
oh hell… audible
indeed, vs the cocks
Is that The Boz’ kid? What a douche.
+1
audible audible audible… pass pass pass. He is ready, David.
There is more than one eligible receiver?
Cutcliffe is responsible.
159, no, it is the Boz’s nephew.
Mama Crompton buzzed them
Mountain Damn Pressure.
they are cheating… like cheaters
Are they getting this game in NC mountain country or are they going to have to read about it in the paper?
total domination is pending
I miss him
We need some Mountain Damn Penetration on D.
we only test the best, not the weak ones blackledge
we suck, we might not be able to beat Ohio State
Cromption, “fuck this swing pass, quick slant, flanker screen shit. I’m going deep!!!”
And a child shall lead them
Crompton willed that interception, He WILLED IT
Craft getting an earful — just like his third rufee victim tonight.
Hard to figure who is worse, Craft or Crompton.
Craft is trying to one up J-Crompt
The Mountain Messiah may look a little shakey, but Tennessee has the best secondary I’ve seen since Florida beat Hawaii on Saturday.
@177. LOL
I think we need to tell the Battle Prince that every series is a two minute drill.
Craft impregnated Sarah Palin’s daughter.
Clinic, he just tackled Fumbles
nice form tackle for Fotser
At least Foster knocked our Battle Prince Forward!!
Palin= Naughty Librarian
Fumbles Foster thought he was getting the ball. Why?
you are so right Vol Dave, he fell fowward
4 and 14 is nothing……to Chavis
that’s aight, 3rd time will be the charm for Lincoln
EPIC FAIL
Crompton willed it.
not bad work, my beloved Vols have 7 points off of 4 turnovers. I like those odds
No doubt now, Craft gets the gold.
what the FUCK am I watching right now?
UAB better get ready. Bad as we wanna be
Kevin Craft FOR THE LOSS
Punting is winning, Rick. Cover the spread
197, LOL!!!
Noohisel is dreaming up ways to cheat right now.
Vols win this one by 17 or better.
Call your bookie.
200, they just gotta get it to the 4th qtr. The home cooking is waiting.
Crummy first half.
Fragile
newweasel is God.
The Nites are out in full force… ready to hang IBM
If I only had another year….
end of the first half.
time for more gumbo and beer
UCLA is awful and UT is only up 7. Get the windsock ready.
I just tuned into EDSBS radio. Wow.
what was the spread in this game?
Fulmer is just fucking around Jim. Lulling the SEC into a false sense of security
I admire your optimism and loyalty Jai.
Good, Chavis gets to show the CFB World why is the best DC strategist
Jim,
Line was 7 1/2
Holy rowe has short stubby fingers
Thanks Dave. Holly also has a head like a pumpkin
is crompton playing DL?
Holly Rowe has short stubby fingers, like I do!!
LOL
UCLA might have a chance if Craft gets injured.
Punt UCLA Punt.
Clinic engage. 80 yard TD Drive pending
smart. underhand pitching to Fumbles
Punting = victory if the returner fucks up
Look at JC go baby!! awesome
Philosophy store? WTF???
JC always tries to pull out early. WTF???
Philosophy store?
Mountain Damn Stiff-Arm
That’s the second time Foster has pushed that same little girl around.
Michael Norris has to be pretty embarrased
The Third quarter belongs to the Tennessee and ultimately Crompton.
Brandon Warren!!!!
Mountain Damn SEC power run
Crompton administers a pancake block. Tebow would have fallen down
Why can’t we get any push on these defensive tackles?
Hardsty up the middle….sticking with the classics!!
3rd and 13, Crompton excels
Mountain Damn Redzone
Damnit
Who fumbled?
Foster just fumbled? NO FUCKING WAY!
Fuck. Me. Running.
Pick six coming (if they dare to throw)
Ball security for Dummies
He really tried to make me right.
He had that ball right where he wanted it. Away from the body in one hand…
I sure hope we run the ball up the middle some on this drive!
Does anyone really believe Tebow is commenting here tonight????
Where is fumbles????
JC has the strongest arm in the history of SEC football.
Does Crompton practice with 9 foot tall receivers?
Wow
Crompton is showing a nice arm on the deep throws. He seems to have a problem with the shorter ones.
His moustache is killing him I can’t believe Mama C let him on ESPN with that thing
Western North Carolina thinks that was a catch
256, LOL.
4.4 Speed Rogers gets behind the defense
The Mustache Mafia is really attacking the QB eh?
Yeah Tennessee, knock him in the ground.
Chavis is fixing to close the door on this shit
Boom from the Chief
3rd and 18. historically Chavis excels here
Chow is a genius what a brilliant call on 2nd and 19
fuckers
I repeat: I sure hope we run the ball up the middle some on this drive!
We need 6. Keep #30 on the sideline.
who the fuck is he throwing to?
two really bad intermediate throws.
i repeat, who the fuck was he throwing to on that play?
crompton is turrible.
Is Crompton used to throwing to 10 ft tall mountain men?
The Battle Captain has a plan
Chavis is playing for a safety
Comedy of Errors
Hey, Turd,
That is some funny sh**.
4th Q starts, get ready for the home cooking.
a Vawl loss looms, mark it down
playing for the safety
the Illuminati reaches far into the refs pocket.
Home Cookin’
It is 2 points. mark it down and give it to JC for a 3 and out
Bull shit.
If anyone ever mentions Chow in the same sentence as Spurrier I am punching them in the face. Genius my ass.
As Ricky said, he needed some 4th qtr home cooking!
Chavis will get it back
Craft 1 Cahvis 4
HOLY FUCK! YOU TRY A PITCH ON A TEAM QUICKER THAN YOU YOU STUPID FUCK. DIE CHOW
Our D looks like winners tonight!
Norm chow is a homo.
Chavis 5 UCLA 1
Clawfense/JC haven’t done shit. He should have teken it to paydirt if UT wants anymore points.
Get ready to hear the excuses from o’er them thar mountians
we got robbed on the safety. We should have lost this game 17-16
3rd and 9, JC deals
In defense of Chow, UT’s OC is not doing much better.
again, crompton is turrible. Me ftw.
UT looks very poorly coached.
out tebowing tebow
did yall see J-Crompt run over the Bosworth bros? He fucking pwn3d their asses
How does Chow think that toss to the right is going to work? UT’s DL is faster than UCLA’s running back.
I am number 300!
Shit
prolific as Crompton
299 FTL
tn gets down, JC can’t lead them back. Done
Patrick ad Blackledge take turns sucking Neuheisel’s cock.
Crompton is gonna need a little Mountain Magic
UNBELIEVABLE
It is a game like this where Messiahs are born. 6:51 is plenty of time.
Don’t worry guys. Crompton will lead the come back. Wait what
crompton does not possess it
Outclassed by a 3rd string backup. Crompton is Mountain Piss.
Warrior prince looks like a pussy.
He can’t lead the vawls back.
It is also games like this where coaches who like Krispy Kreme’s a little too much get fired.
5 points the refs and Illuminati have cost us
Hey guys I called it early tonight, Crompton has been turrible all night.
if JC leads us back, I will wear a houndstooth ball cap
So then what you are saying is you should only be up 23 and poor coaching only cost you 26 points?
Chavis 5 Neuheisel 2
1 score off of 4 t/o’s says it all
No problem, me too.
RUN THE BALL YOU STUPID FAT FUCK FULMER.
That girl finally made a tackle.
I called it early too, my arm hurts me.
automatic first down.
facemask, bitch!
if we can give it back on a 3 and out, we can win the punting duel, and ultimately the battle for field possession
I saved the day!
RUN THE BALL FULMER
The messiah miracled that one. water. wine.
that facemask cost us the game
oh shit, Foster is in the game
EARLY UF @ UT LINE: UF -17
3rd and long. Walking on water.
Jim, I will not live blog that game
Since ya’ll called it early we did too!!! Krispy kremes please coach!
Fulmer looks like a deer in the headlights.
I actually think UT will, like almost every year, get it together around week 6.
We wouldn’t live blog our games either.
Nice run
Jim that would be JC. Progression is not part of his vocab
Here goes my best Chris Leak impression!
fail pending
And theres my Tebow impression but only half as good. 😦
beating the 40 second clock is a chore
3 yard passes to build confidence
Could it be a Mountain Pisser comeback??
Walking on water. The touchdown is willing and waiting.
That is the resume for the OC of UT? HAHAHAHA
Nice injury extended timeout for the baby blue bullshi**ers
@342,340,337, etc.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Thanks Jim, can you believe how bad we are getting screwed? We should be winning this game 35-0.
Workable down and distance for JC
dominating OL. Hardsty is the balls
This drive should have been the 10th drive exactly like this for UT this game.
SEC, bitch! Don’t forget.
I hear the music!!!
Motherfucker, Hardsty is the balls of a motherfucking cat. Someone please explain why we let JC throw the ball?
I knew I wouldn’t be the reason for the comeback. Go running backs!!!
Great Drive. I am submitting a resume for UT OC. I am pretty sure I am more qualified than this guy. Plus I promise to run off tackle and not to call 15 yard outs where Crompton clearly cannot make the throw.
So Jim Bob, it should be 82 to 17?
I am butchering the lyrics to Rocky Top. Somewhere in Iraq, my brother is weeping.
23-17 at the very least
If I were the OC, and we both will be competing for the OC job, JC would play tight end
Hey I can make the 15 yard throw….to the feet of my receiver.
JC would be a hell of a LB. You saw how he took down Foster
I see a really suspect pass interference call coming
Time to play BALLS-OUT D, Vols.
review that
We don’t got none to put out. 😦
bad feeling
Zone D, keep them out of the endzone. Fieldgoal doesn’t do shit.
I thought UT was supposed to have a decent secondary
The Bruin cheerleaders look GOOD!
Mountain Damn…Awww, Fuck It.
Need a corner blitz for the sack.
Help me Jesus help me jesus, i cant win a game with 10 seconds left.
@372 a positive
Sweet baby Jesus
Chavis meets intellectual checkmate
Get me a Kreme right now
Mountain Damn Choke
You have to applaud Fulmer for opening up the offense though…I see great things coming.
I was wrong before. With :23, a mountain damn messiah will walk on water, all the way down to the promised land endzone. For it has been written and it will be done.
I think the most telling stat is UT averaged just under 7 yds/ carry when giving the ball to the running back (26 times). Despite that, UTs retarded OC called for 37 passes.
he did not fuck up the spike
Those 3 looooong field goals come into play here. Let us not forget the great Pac10 officiating crews.
Field Goal, Bitch.
oh hell, Lincoln is pretty good, knock on wood
i bet he misses
predicitons>?
holy shit, Batman
Coe on Jai, don’t jinx him!!
Nice job kid
Fucking Awesome. Mountain Messiahs are born in overtime.
like I said, 3rd (or 4th) time is the charm for Lincoln
RUN THE BALL OFF TACKLE FULMER
Lincoln is solid
Just think, Britton Colquit is getting plastered in the back of his truck with some fine Appelachian tang right now. Lucky bastard.
he did not fumble the coin toss
No worries….Here we go Crompton….VOLS MAGIC TIME!
Walk on 25 yards of water.
the other way fellas
Crompton tried Tebow those guys.
chip shot
Lincollin blew it.
Poor kid. He is gonna take the blame and it is not his fault.
LOLZ @ VAWLZ
Mountain Damn Failures
@404 The 3 50’s weren’t, but that one was.
Neiuheisel said at halftime “I thought we were in trouble until I looked across the sideline and saw Phil Fulmer.”
I am now broken. Windsock tattered.
Cromptons Football Clinic was a sham
Thanks for posting !!
Crompton sucks.
Can Florida postpone the Thug U game and play Tennessee next Saturday? Please???
That’s all I can take. I’ll see ya’ll here tomorrow, at the fucking grind.
Clawfense looks dangerous. Bama’s screwed.
It’s going to be a longer year for the fat……
nice live blogging from the game. in case you hillbillies were wondering UCLA is usually a shortened version of University of California, Los Angeles. After tonight, those four letters also fit nicely as:
yoU Cromptonites Lick Ass
yoUr kiCker Looked Awful
neUheisel Coaches Like A mofo
yada, yada, yada
And you should edit your little “Vols Bitch” youtube and photoshop crap to read “Vols R Bitches” or something similarly fitting. SEC indeed!
1 space left on the crown.
Got damnit, Shit, Fuck! After all that Crompton talk I was waiting to see something spectactular!? Did he learn anything while holding the clipboard!?!? As a Gators fan, I’m thoroughly embarrassed by Tennesshit!
I am impressed with the Safeties, but the offensive coord, play-calling, and Crompton should be shot! Why in God’s name would you get away from what you’re known for doing, and that’s running the ball. I could go on, but why, everybody saw the same thing.
Bring back Cutcliffe and Trooper Taylor and apologize to both of them.
I saw powder blue boys hobbling off the field the entire first half to further decimate UCLA. But the Orange couldn’t get the job done even with playing the second stringers. God awful, Crompton looked like a frosh playing in his first game. He couldn’t get the snaps right, stumbling and bumbling, just sick. Satan Saben, the Dogs and Gators are all salivating…….. I’d even be afraid of Kentucky right now. 7-5?