Man Up Chris Leak, You Had Better Man Up

Low levels of male hormone could kill you. And yes Chris Leak, that clipboard in Calgary Canada can’t carry itself . The clipboard needs you. Sure you are a menstrual cycling low wonderlic scoring QB, but we need you to take care of yourself. Are all Gators mutated females? The introduction of testosterone causes the mutation. It appears that Leak’s mutation might have been a bit tardy.[ABCNews]

Low testosterone may lead to a greater risk of death, according to a study presented Tuesday at the annual meeting of the Endocrine Society in Toronto. Fortunately, Mascotless Ole Miss and Ed Orgeron have nothing to fear [Wild Boyz].

I see a new Florida Football Message Board coming out of this! “Hi, I’m a Bull Gator and I have low testosterone”.

About Capers Bar

I am retired Army officer. I used to fly helicopters and airplanes while I was in the Army. Nowadays, I do other things that are not so cool and sexy. I decided to write about my journey or whatever you want to call it towards running a half-marathon this fall. I have been running since 1983, I have run the Duke City full and half marathons. I don't run that fast anymore, I did win a 10K when I was 21, those days are mercifully past me. The fastest mile I have turned is a 5:05 during one of those Army physical fitness test 2 mile runs. The point I am making is that I am old, slow, and experienced runner. I named the blog after my running buddy, Bandit, an Australian Blue Heeler. He is my 3rd K-9 running buddy, the previous two dogs were black labs. I hope to write about some of my discussions that I have with Bandit in the future. I once owned, but since sold and a satirical and irreverent sports blog that was moderately successful. I was published in the left-wing national sports media by Sports Illustrated and ESPN. I am "stuck" in Alabama working for a military contractor. I am working so fricking hard to get back to Southeast New Mexico or West Texas. Fingers and toes crossed.

3 comments on “Man Up Chris Leak, You Had Better Man Up

  1. Wonder how many times these two butt-banged each other? And TeBlow still isn’t going to the SEC title game!

  2. Don’t hate on him because of his love for jorts and mandals. It was his childhood favorite outfit.. You can break tradition..

    All joking aside..The man broke his hand last night in the 1st quarter on a TD run… The fucker still played, and scored several more times, and even through the ball, and juked around the field like normal.. He’s a great athlete even though I hate UF, and I don’t think anyone can take away that drive from him.

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