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Erin “Trev” Andrews July 31, 2007

Posted by Jai Eugene in Beano Cook, ESPN, Erin Andrews.
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If Erin Andrews was my girl I’d be thanking God on my knees every day. Nice face, great big hooters, loves sports, there’s nothing more you can want.

I read that statement on a Texas A&M message board, and could only think that out there in the world, there is some guy that is sick of Erin Andrews shit. She has three major flaws:

  1. She is a Gator. Which means that she  the odds are better than average that she scratches her balls then sniffs her fingers. With those balls and if she was my aunt would she now be my uncle?
  2. She looks like Trev Alberts [erin=trev].  If anyone jacks off to Erin Andrews pics or vids then you are spanking it to  Brokeback Trev Alberts too. By the way, has anyone actually ever seen Erin and Trev together?  No?  Ever wonder why?
  3. After seeing and hearing her on ESPN’s “Who’s Now” abortion show, her whiny voice is eardrum splitting, the cadence and pitch is obviously meant to induce self-mutilation through cutting. I begged God to send me some sort of biblical intervention after I had destroyed my remote by throwing it at the television to make the bad girl (I believe that Erin is Trev) stop talking. In short, if the road to hell is paved with good intentions, then her screeching, fingers across-a-blackboard voice  mapquested the most expeditious route there.

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1. mini-yo - July 31, 2007

Yes, I see it now. She/He does look like Erin/Trev

2. gerry dorsey - July 31, 2007

excellent timing #44.

3. T-KGB -- (Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds") - July 31, 2007

I’ll take my chances — she’s crazy hot. And has no arm fat.

4. Brock Landers - July 31, 2007

That picture is incredible.

5. AngryEer - July 31, 2007

Skank…I have seen a dozen women in Morgantown that better than her

6. LL - July 31, 2007

Yes AngryEer, but do they have all their teeth and are they not related to you? Highly unlikely.

7. AngryEer - July 31, 2007

They don’t have unsightly arm fat like florida girls

8. LL - July 31, 2007

You’re right. They (WVU “women” ;) are just fat all over.

9. Jai Eugene - July 31, 2007

That is a horrible comeback LL

10. LL - August 1, 2007

Sorry Jai. I’ll try and do better.

11. Jai Eugene - August 1, 2007

please

12. Buckeyes Suck and so do you - August 26, 2007

fat kid hillbilly shut up brah. your trailer trash hatfield-mccoy chicks may look good for about 6 months in their teens but they balloon out into the fat ass shit you see all along the Ohio River valley.

Where’d you see floda chicks with arm fat? Daytona Beach? Orlando? They’re probably Ohioans running from their own state on vacation showing all international tourists what a decrepit fat nasty country you fat hillbillies make us look like.

Go Gators bitch.

13. ryan - June 1, 2008

Erin andrews is hot!
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