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Tony Romo calls a timeout with Carrie Underwood

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The Dallas Cowboys quarterback has told Underwood that he wants to bench their relationship during the football season, according to the National Enquirer. Football season begins in September and lasts until January.  [MSNBC]

Somewhere, Drew Bledsoe is shaking his head and is whispering “Tony Homo”….We  assume Romo wishes to work on his ball handling skills, everyone knows that sex with beautiful women makes a QB’s legs weak.

 “♪♫ meow meow ♪♫ meow meow ♪♫ meow meow ♪♫ meow meow…”

 

Remember, that for every hot chick out there, there is some guy who is sick of her shit.  Here is one more look at what Romo is taking a pass on:

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26 responses to “Tony Romo calls a timeout with Carrie Underwood”

  1. D Avatar
    D

    I’d rail her so hard she would be able to walk for a few days

  2. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    would or would not be able?
    ”♪♫ meow meow ♪♫ meow meow ♪♫ meow meow ♪♫ meow meow…”

  3. D Avatar
    D

    right….. wouldn’t

  4. jonkoncak Avatar
    jonkoncak

    You know how I know you’re gay?

    You don’t want to date Carrie Underwood.

  5. alisbasement Avatar
    alisbasement

    wait is he the same dumbass who dropped the ball in the playoffs? Oook, now it makes sense… Yo, Carrie hit me up, I got time for you, no season could stop me.

    love the blog man, keep up the good work.

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  7. CarrieROCKS! Avatar
    CarrieROCKS!

    this is SAD!,,,,,,hay Carrie, drop that HOMO…oops, i meant Zero and get with this HERO….saw you last year at the Dixon Fair….i am planning to see you again this year in Dixon, CA again….you rock girl!….keep up the great work and see you soon….

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  9. Pug Avatar
    Pug

    Please God, don’t let victoria beckham dress carrie anymore.

  10. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    I wish she could wear sensible shoes

  11. EL MERO MERO Avatar
    EL MERO MERO

    YEAH ROMO YOU GO BOY. WE NEED TO CONCENTRATE ON THIS YEARS GAMES. AS ONE ACTOR TOLD ROCKY, ” WOMEN WEAKEN THE LEGS.” YOU GO BOY

  12. evink Avatar
    evink

    i’d rather chase her than a dumb ball and yes i’d rail her too hardcore she’d pass out…lol…

  13. tiana Avatar
    tiana

    I think you two were made for eachother!!!!!!!!!!! Don’t leave her havn’t you ever heard that song “Before he cheats”. Think of what shes been through!!!!!!!!!!<3

  14. Alyssa Avatar
    Alyssa

    i wouldn’t have done that if i were you romo. i guess u haven’t heard the song Before He Cheats!

  15. hottie Avatar
    hottie

    so now that ur not with carrie give me a call 903-241-2973

  16. Wells Avatar
    Wells

    What a bunch of idiots and homophobes. You losers need to get a life!!!!!! It figures your ignorant asses would believe a National Enquirer story. FREAKS!!!

  17. Football Chick Avatar
    Football Chick

    I’ll take Romo off her hands… he doesn’t need a high maintenance chick. He needs someone to KNOW what the game of football IS… not that you’re just supposed to sing at half time… GOOD JOB ROMO!!!!! WE NEED A SUPER BOWL RING THIS SEASON!!!!

  18. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Romo asked that all females supply a photo

  19. bigfootfool Avatar
    bigfootfool

    you want get a ring with a defense that bad…

  20. bigfootfool Avatar
    bigfootfool

    won’t get a ring

  21. adriana Avatar
    adriana

    he is too much for her and he is so hot for her she just have a good body!

  22. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Adriana

    Tony wants photos if you have them

    thx

  23. Troy Avatar
    Troy

    Tony Romo seen with Carrie this week. So much for time off…

  24. Joe Public Avatar
    Joe Public

    She seems like a stuck up cunt. Nevertheless, I would stick my fuck rod in her shitpipe.

  25. Mitch Avatar
    Mitch

    COWBOYS FUCKIN SUCK! WHAT HAVE THEY WON SINCE 1996? NOTHING!!!

    DON’T WORRY YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE COWBOY FANS, A CHOKE IS COMING ONCE AGAIN.. HOPEFULLY SEATTLE WILL TAKE YOU GUYS OUT IN THE FIRST ROUND, ASSHOLES!

  26. Dallas Cowboy fan. Avatar
    Dallas Cowboy fan.

    How is seattle going to take them out in the first round if they have a playoff bi? hmm.. Interesting.. as far as Tony Romo sucks? True. As a cowboy fan nothing hurts me more to see the team improving on defense, special teams, and running game.. but everytime the quarterback draws back i cross my fingers having to watch the unknown of Tony Romo. “Will he drop the ball for no good reason?” “Will he throw an interception?” “Will he get sacked?” “Or throw it into some tight ass coverage?”… *Shivers* geez.. at least with Bledsoe we knew what we got. A Throw or a sack.

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