Michigan Wolverines are #8 in Athlon’s May 24, 2007
Posted by Jai Eugene in Athlon, BCS, Big Ten football, Lloyd Carr, Orgeron, Tennessee Volunteers, Trailer Trash, Urban Meyer, charlie Weis, florida gators.trackback

Coach Lloyd Carr’s Wolverines were shooting for the 2006 national title and were right on course until their hopes came crashing to earth at season’s end. The hiring of Ron English as defensive coordinator had rejuvenated the Wolverines, who played like a team on a mission. We will learn a lot more about English’s acumen this year, however, with the departures of end LaMarr Woodley, the 2006 Big Ten Defensive Player of the Year, and tackle Alan Branch from the front four, along with linebackers Prescott Burgess and David Harris and cornerback Leon Hall.
College football fans owe Herban Meyer and the Florida Gators a huge “thanks”. Just think: what if Herban had shown some integrity and class and not shamelessly campaigned for the BCS Bowl? What would be more horrible than having watch Michigan and Ohio State play again? That would have really sucked the anal O ring. And to think that Ohio State is better than Michigan…Thanks again Gators for saving us from another suck-ass Big 10 (Brent Musburger just went ’soft’) rematch.

(Are they hittable??? You be the judge)
The Wolverines replaced Vandy with 1-AA Power Appy State on the schedule. Remember that Vandy went to the “Big House” and almost beat the big bad Wolverines. Smart move Lloyd Carr. Whipping Charlie Weis’s fat ass (again) is the best game on this schedule. The almost always present sadsack look of defeat on Charlie’s face is reminiscent of someone taking the last piece bacon at the Shoney’s breakfast bar.

Is Coach Carr on the hot seat? He seems to be a cantankerous old bastard that is always owned by the dapper OSU Coach Jim Tressel. Carr was further embarrassed by the young whippersnapper Herban Meyer, who outmaneuvered Carr in the media for the BCS game.

We hope Michigan get Florida in a Bowl Game. Then again we really hope that Florida gets Illinois in a bowl game instead.
2007 Schedule
S. 1 Appalachian State
S. 8 Oregon
S. 15 Notre Dame
S. 22 Penn State
S. 29 at Northwestern
O. 6 Eastern Michigan
O. 13 Purdue
O. 20 at Illinois
O. 27 Minnesota
N. 3 at Michigan State
N. 10 at Wisconsin
N. 17 Ohio State



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Are the UM cheerleaders hittable? Two, maybe three of them are for sure. The rest of them probably wouldn’t even get into the shitty sororities at SEC schools, except of course, for Arkansas
Arkansas, of course
this is the dumbest site I have ever seen
always about the Gators.
Fourth cheerleader from the right is not bad at all!
#3, you don’t like girls?
the one on the far left, i’d hit it. the other two are BJ material.
i’d paddle dey mishigun girl arses
GREATEST SITE EVAR!!
i thought we rebounded the ball well, and defended the goal well. we coudln’t shoot worth a damn, but oh well. well. well. well.
Dang it. I’m still dazed thinking about those thumb rest dimples on the back of that little buckeye in the #1 bikini.
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butt dimples scare me.
OK you fuckin perverted peices of shit!!! is this a college football site or just a fucking chat room for all you god damn sex addicts?
and whoever made this site can stop talking trash about Michigan cuz the Wolverines have been trailing Ohio State’s ass for quite a while now. its not like Michigan gets killed by O.State. its ALWAYS been close and from what i can remember, there were more than a few time that Michigan whooped up on the buckeyes.
BUCK the FUCKeyes!!!
14, nobody gives a shit about either of the big 10s failboats
wow. osu sluts.
you can’t say cOck SUckers, without spelling OSU.
GO BLUE!!!
14 - 3
We own the scUM again!
So long, Lloyd. It’s been great.
Uh ,the Buckeyes took it to ya this year in your House, Wolverines! See ya later LLLLLLLLLoyd!
Hats off to the Buckeyes. But you OSU fans should understand more than anyone……. The Cooper years weren’t that long ago. remember,… when UM owned year after year? We’ll be back. GO BLUE!!!!
Screw UM, they suck at everything exspeically football. There cheerleaders are a bunch of little scanks. Also Lloyd Carr just quit because he was too embarressed by losing to OSU again. He said he resigned because he wanted to leave with alot of good memories of UM. Ha, buuull shit. He was just too embarressed.
MICHIGAN FUCKING SUCKS BALLS. OSU ALWAYS KILLS THEM.THERE CHEERLEADERS ARE LITTLE SLUTS.
Good Call about the Florida vs Michigan Bowl game…Man, all that SEC ’speed’ and ’superiority’ showed…We should’ve won the game 65-35, SEC sucks dick.
fuck osu!!!!!!