We Be Balling Baby!!! Bama A-Day Photo Commentary April 22, 2007
Posted by Jai Eugene in Arkansas Razorbacks, Bama, Coiff, JoePa, Mal Moore, SEC Coaches, SEC Football, SEC Traditions, Urban Meyer, gold chain, nick saban.trackback
Mal Moore almost seems to be saying: “Bear is with Jesus now!!”
This is the same Jacket and tie that he wore to the Airport, cheap bastard
See? Here is Saban with Sarah Jessica John Parker Wilson at the Airport back in January. Great hair!!
One of my favorite Saban pics…ever. Look at those Old School Feathered Angel Winged Bangs. He looks like he is ready to fly!!
Speaking of Sarah Jessica, here she is with Major “Ginger” Applewhite. Major, I hope you are using sunblock!!! Gingers and the sun don’t mix real well.
Look at the tight spiral on that ball!! Nick’s coif is untouchable!! Hmm, Nick is still wearing that old jacket and tie….Cheap fucker
A moment of quiet reflection. Also, Nick appears to be growing a mullet hairstyle. Kudos on that decision Nick. You gotta show some appreciation for the Bama Fans and the mullet is a nice tribute This lonely leader, and it is lonely at the top, reminded me of another great man:
You know this guy is with Jesus
DJ “Throat-Slash” Hall appears to be shaken up. Notice that Nick is encouraging him
A picture is truly worth a thousand words. The Mayor of Pinson (Cowboy hat) made the trip [Loyal Bammer Fans].
Take that Barners!!
Tribute to the Greatest ever!!!
Juwan’s got a gun, Juwan’s got a gun
His Ice Cream cone come undone
From looking straight at the sun
What did his Shula do?
What did he put you through? [Juwan is my Captain]
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Just to let you know, Bear isn’t here with me
That is the same coat and tie…Bammer
OBESSION….. to dedicate an entire blog just to show your hatred for Alabama football. What a sad life you must lead. I am sure that this will be deleted soon because the truth does hurt.
I know… it’s spelled OBSESSION. So, I made a typo. I am someone will point this our, so I figured I would beat you to the point.
No, actually we just like making fun of easy targets.
The truth hurting is definitely true. It’s why you are here and upset, bammer.
So you are someone will point this our?
What the hell are you talking about, you stupid bammer? I don’t speak fluent redneck…
Those aren’t real Bammers posting comments here. Those are Barners that are trying to create problems and trouble.
Everyone knows that Bammers can’t read. It’s in the Bible.
In the foreground of the Bahr statue picture, is that a dog humping a cat?
“Those are Barners that are trying to create problems and trouble.”
Yeah right.
And one day dogs will hump cats….geez…
jealousy isn’t good, a-holes! Call back when your pathetic program can make ESPN for their Spring Game!
Clemson was on ESPN for their spring game. What’s your fucking point?
The point is, nobody watched! Except those wanting to know when to plant their taters!
bammerperry, do you live with your parents?…nevermind, I think we both know the answer to that…rowtahd…rowtahd row….
Then who gives a damn if it was televised? Why bring it up? Worry about becoming the best team in your state before you Bammers start talking about an SEC or national championship.
Last time I checked, Saban still has a losing record against Auburn, just try to keep that in mind.
RTR
It’s not nice to talk to your DADDY like that! When enough people like your team well enough to fill a stadium for practice, you can talk. But until then, SHUT YOUR JEALOUS PIEHOLES!
In the words of Allen Iverson… “I mean listen, we’re sitting here talking about practice, not a game, not a game, not a game, but we’re talking about practice. Not the game…”
Quit talking about practice, Perry.
Amazing to me that people are just picking up on the dog humping the cat. I chuckle every time I look at it.
Tongue my balls Perry
One would think, that in the thriving metropolis that is Tuscaloser, they would have at least one fine men’s clothier? I mean Bama’s all about class right? There has to be a Ross Dress For Less somewhere.
Not many fine clothiers in the Tuscaloosa Ghetto. I may have been to harsh
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With all that cash UAT is paying Saban I am sure he could have ordered a suit from his tailors in Miami, or Baton Rouge, or East Lansing, or Toledo.
It is written that the tailors in Miami, or Baton Rouge, or East Lansing, and Toledo are mediocre at best.
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Has anyone ever seen Silvio Dante of Bada Bing fame and Saban in the same place at the same time? I’m smelling conspiracy.
Saban doesn’t have a contract yet. Little Nikki can’t afford new clothes right now….
Yeah, this is pretty fucking sad. If I devoted even half my attention to the abortion that is the Tennessee Vols, I would think something’s wrong. But y’all are like conservatives with Bill Clinton – it just doesn’t end with you people. And why Deadspin links here, I’ll never know. Just goddamn awful.
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Damn Bammer, don’t you ever get any traffic on that blog? Just awful.
You might want to talk to CBS, ESPN and the Washington Post about why they link to us or cite our work. You being a Bammer fan with that classy ‘we got
126″ and Logan Young history, they will surely stop coming here because you said ‘make it so’. Better yet, run fetch Mike Price’s credit card and offer to pay them not to come hereBammer, Cause I know you hate that word, Bammer. I would be a bit pissed that my team loses often and regularly to Tennessee, Bammer. It is “awful’ fucks like you, Bammer, that are probably the best argument on this planet against smoking marijuana. Bammer, I think you have literally smoked yourself retarded.
You are the classic Scandal Plagued UAT Sidewalk Alumni
“Wah EEEul!!!! We show dem Bama fans how smart we arr. We’z kool tu. We hait Alabama cauz thay gott all dem champeinships and we jus got de Peeble’s trufe. We kal em rednecks so thay want kal us rednecks furst. We kant hep if weur farmur bois and gurls. They muss thank weur stoopid!!! Wah Egl! We gott fyve een a ro. We aint afeered of Bama and there a-Day turnowt. We got Tubberveel tu! Hez gud. Thz yeer, whin we beet Bama (agin) we goner rohl owr spaceel tree. Eets on Tumors Korner. We gott a big orung tigur paw thar tu. Eets ausome! Wah Egul! Whenevur wee kall Alabama fens rednecks, eet makks uz feal bettur abowt bein rednecks owrsealves. Wah Egul!!!!!!!
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Perry, quit being a retard. You are a freaking embarrassment to Bama fans everywhere. You, Phyllis, and Shane are the kind of rednecks that give people the wrong impression about us Tide fans.
Newspaper Hack, you are one them Bammer prima donna’s. You trying and forget where you came from? Did you grow up inthe T-Town Ghetto?
Start cheating, it’s in your blood and maybe that pos blog of yours might get better.
Old Jai stuck it to your primpy bammer ass. That is some funny shit HAHAHHAHA
Yeah, let the haters come out and play. I don’t care if I look like a fucking weeping douchebag or not. So what if I never get any visitors to my blog. What is important is that Bama is back and it really hurts my feelings to see you assholes make fun of my team.
Nick Saban has changed since he came to T-Town, you’ll see. He is not the same quitter that left Akron, MSU, LSU and Miami.
And anybody that actually gives a damn about looking at the team knows that there’s more to the squad than not. JPW is back after setting all sorts of passing records, the offensive line is much better, the secondary is rejuvenated and linebacker Prince Hall is going to scare the shit out of people this year.
Alabama has championships, tradition and passion. See you in September, bitches.
“What is important is that Bama is back and it really hurts my feelings to see you assholes make fun of my team. ”
Wait you’re the one with “hurt” feelings and they’re the bitches? LOL that’s straight out of the Mike Price handbook for the retarded and Alabama graduates.
“OBESSION….. to dedicate an entire blog just to show your hatred for Alabama football. What a sad life you must lead. I am sure that this will be deleted soon because the truth does hurt.”
Uh, I really don’t see an entire blog about Bammer foobaw here. Looks more like one article. And I’m glad you sold out your stadium for the one game that Bammer couldn’t lose.
Roll tide Roll!
I’m an alumni of UA. 1997 graduate. I’m way up in Massachusetts.
I miss Alabama lots.
What is the (Faris)?
“Nick Saban has changed since he came to T-Town, you’ll see. He is not the same quitter that left Akron, MSU, LSU and Miami.” — Newspaper Hack
Will your tone change in 2-4 years when he is coaching the Raiders?
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I am an Alabama fan, and I can laugh at the rednecks we bring to the table as hard as anyone. We all have them, and I, personally, thought this was hilarious. I found this site through the Ramzee post, and I think it is classic. LOVE IT. Keep up the good work. Roll Tide! P.S. We KEEP our fans when we are down..no fair weathers…And, for the Aubs out there…consider this, you may have beaten us 5 times in a row, but we both only have 1 SEC Championship in the last 10 years–the worst decade, arguably, of Alabama football ever. What does that tell you? It must also suck to beat us the worst you have in a LONG time (remember Honk if you Sacked Brodie?) and we still ended up ahead of you in the polls. Keep bringing it Aubs. Your day is coming.
HAHAHA !!! GOOD STUFF !!! Keep it coming fellas !!!! RAMMA JAMMA YELLA HAMMA GO TO HELL ALABAMMER !!!! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. and counting…