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We Be Balling Baby!!! Bama A-Day Photo Commentary

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Mal Moore almost seems to be saying: “Bear is with Jesus now!!”

This is the same Jacket and tie that he wore to the Airport, cheap bastard

See? Here is Saban with Sarah Jessica John Parker Wilson at the Airport back in January. Great hair!!

One of my favorite Saban pics…ever. Look at those Old School Feathered Angel Winged Bangs. He looks like he is ready to fly!!

Speaking of Sarah Jessica, here she is with Major “Ginger” Applewhite. Major, I hope you are using sunblock!!! Gingers and the sun don’t mix real well.

 

Look at the tight spiral on that ball!! Nick’s coif is untouchable!! Hmm, Nick is still wearing that old jacket and tie….Cheap fucker

A moment of quiet reflection. Also, Nick appears to be growing a mullet hairstyle. Kudos on that decision Nick. You gotta show some appreciation for the Bama Fans and the mullet is a nice tribute This lonely leader, and it is lonely at the top, reminded me of another great man:

You know this guy is with Jesus

DJ “Throat-Slash” Hall appears to be shaken up. Notice that Nick is encouraging him

A picture is truly worth a thousand words. The Mayor of Pinson (Cowboy hat) made the trip [Loyal Bammer Fans].

Take that Barners!!

Tribute to the Greatest ever!!!

Juwan’s got a gun, Juwan’s got a gun
His Ice Cream cone come undone
From looking straight at the sun
What did his Shula do?
What did he put you through? [Juwan is my Captain]

 

Comments

43 responses to “We Be Balling Baby!!! Bama A-Day Photo Commentary”

  1. Jesus Avatar
    Jesus

    Just to let you know, Bear isn’t here with me

  2. Freddie Kitchens Avatar
    Freddie Kitchens

    That is the same coat and tie…Bammer

  3. Me Avatar
    Me

    OBESSION….. to dedicate an entire blog just to show your hatred for Alabama football. What a sad life you must lead. I am sure that this will be deleted soon because the truth does hurt.

  4. Me Avatar
    Me

    I know… it’s spelled OBSESSION. So, I made a typo. I am someone will point this our, so I figured I would beat you to the point.

  5. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    No, actually we just like making fun of easy targets.

  6. Bammer's Big Brother Avatar
    Bammer’s Big Brother

    The truth hurting is definitely true. It’s why you are here and upset, bammer.

  7. Thank God I'm Not You Avatar
    Thank God I’m Not You

    So you are someone will point this our?

    What the hell are you talking about, you stupid bammer? I don’t speak fluent redneck…

  8. Juwan Simpson Avatar
    Juwan Simpson

    Those aren’t real Bammers posting comments here. Those are Barners that are trying to create problems and trouble.

    Everyone knows that Bammers can’t read. It’s in the Bible.

  9. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    In the foreground of the Bahr statue picture, is that a dog humping a cat?

  10. Jawk Avatar
    Jawk

    “Those are Barners that are trying to create problems and trouble.”

    Yeah right.

    And one day dogs will hump cats….geez…

  11. BAMAPERRY Avatar
    BAMAPERRY

    jealousy isn’t good, a-holes! Call back when your pathetic program can make ESPN for their Spring Game!

  12. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    Clemson was on ESPN for their spring game. What’s your fucking point?

  13. BAMAPERRY Avatar
    BAMAPERRY

    The point is, nobody watched! Except those wanting to know when to plant their taters! 🙂

  14. antibammer Avatar
    antibammer

    bammerperry, do you live with your parents?…nevermind, I think we both know the answer to that…rowtahd…rowtahd row….

  15. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    Then who gives a damn if it was televised? Why bring it up? Worry about becoming the best team in your state before you Bammers start talking about an SEC or national championship.

    Last time I checked, Saban still has a losing record against Auburn, just try to keep that in mind.

  16. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    RTR

  17. BAMAPERRY Avatar
    BAMAPERRY

    It’s not nice to talk to your DADDY like that! When enough people like your team well enough to fill a stadium for practice, you can talk. But until then, SHUT YOUR JEALOUS PIEHOLES! 🙂

  18. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    In the words of Allen Iverson… “I mean listen, we’re sitting here talking about practice, not a game, not a game, not a game, but we’re talking about practice. Not the game…”

    Quit talking about practice, Perry.

  19. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Amazing to me that people are just picking up on the dog humping the cat. I chuckle every time I look at it.

    Tongue my balls Perry

  20. cincinnatibowtie Avatar
    cincinnatibowtie

    One would think, that in the thriving metropolis that is Tuscaloser, they would have at least one fine men’s clothier? I mean Bama’s all about class right? There has to be a Ross Dress For Less somewhere.

  21. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Not many fine clothiers in the Tuscaloosa Ghetto. I may have been to harsh

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  23. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    With all that cash UAT is paying Saban I am sure he could have ordered a suit from his tailors in Miami, or Baton Rouge, or East Lansing, or Toledo.

  24. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    It is written that the tailors in Miami, or Baton Rouge, or East Lansing, and Toledo are mediocre at best.

  25. Libyan Mental-TV Avatar
    Libyan Mental-TV

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  26. rob Avatar
    rob

    Has anyone ever seen Silvio Dante of Bada Bing fame and Saban in the same place at the same time? I’m smelling conspiracy.

  27. Jawk Avatar
    Jawk

    Saban doesn’t have a contract yet. Little Nikki can’t afford new clothes right now….

  28. Newspaper Hack Avatar
    Newspaper Hack

    Yeah, this is pretty fucking sad. If I devoted even half my attention to the abortion that is the Tennessee Vols, I would think something’s wrong. But y’all are like conservatives with Bill Clinton – it just doesn’t end with you people. And why Deadspin links here, I’ll never know. Just goddamn awful.

  29. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    #28
    Damn Bammer, don’t you ever get any traffic on that blog? Just awful.

    You might want to talk to CBS, ESPN and the Washington Post about why they link to us or cite our work. You being a Bammer fan with that classy ‘we got 12 6″ and Logan Young history, they will surely stop coming here because you said ‘make it so’. Better yet, run fetch Mike Price’s credit card and offer to pay them not to come here

    Bammer, Cause I know you hate that word, Bammer. I would be a bit pissed that my team loses often and regularly to Tennessee, Bammer. It is “awful’ fucks like you, Bammer, that are probably the best argument on this planet against smoking marijuana. Bammer, I think you have literally smoked yourself retarded.

    You are the classic Scandal Plagued UAT Sidewalk Alumni

  30. Auburn Redneck Avatar
    Auburn Redneck

    “Wah EEEul!!!! We show dem Bama fans how smart we arr. We’z kool tu. We hait Alabama cauz thay gott all dem champeinships and we jus got de Peeble’s trufe. We kal em rednecks so thay want kal us rednecks furst. We kant hep if weur farmur bois and gurls. They muss thank weur stoopid!!! Wah Egl! We gott fyve een a ro. We aint afeered of Bama and there a-Day turnowt. We got Tubberveel tu! Hez gud. Thz yeer, whin we beet Bama (agin) we goner rohl owr spaceel tree. Eets on Tumors Korner. We gott a big orung tigur paw thar tu. Eets ausome! Wah Egul! Whenevur wee kall Alabama fens rednecks, eet makks uz feal bettur abowt bein rednecks owrsealves. Wah Egul!!!!!!!

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  32. St Clair Tider Avatar
    St Clair Tider

    Perry, quit being a retard. You are a freaking embarrassment to Bama fans everywhere. You, Phyllis, and Shane are the kind of rednecks that give people the wrong impression about us Tide fans.

  33. Tyler Watts Avatar
    Tyler Watts

    Newspaper Hack, you are one them Bammer prima donna’s. You trying and forget where you came from? Did you grow up inthe T-Town Ghetto?

    Start cheating, it’s in your blood and maybe that pos blog of yours might get better.

    Old Jai stuck it to your primpy bammer ass. That is some funny shit HAHAHHAHA

  34. Newspaper Hack Avatar
    Newspaper Hack

    Yeah, let the haters come out and play. I don’t care if I look like a fucking weeping douchebag or not. So what if I never get any visitors to my blog. What is important is that Bama is back and it really hurts my feelings to see you assholes make fun of my team.

    Nick Saban has changed since he came to T-Town, you’ll see. He is not the same quitter that left Akron, MSU, LSU and Miami.

    And anybody that actually gives a damn about looking at the team knows that there’s more to the squad than not. JPW is back after setting all sorts of passing records, the offensive line is much better, the secondary is rejuvenated and linebacker Prince Hall is going to scare the shit out of people this year.

    Alabama has championships, tradition and passion. See you in September, bitches.

  35. a Non USC Fan Living In Hell AKA Columbia, SC Avatar
    a Non USC Fan Living In Hell AKA Columbia, SC

    “What is important is that Bama is back and it really hurts my feelings to see you assholes make fun of my team. ”

    Wait you’re the one with “hurt” feelings and they’re the bitches? LOL that’s straight out of the Mike Price handbook for the retarded and Alabama graduates.

  36. D Avatar
    D

    “OBESSION….. to dedicate an entire blog just to show your hatred for Alabama football. What a sad life you must lead. I am sure that this will be deleted soon because the truth does hurt.”

    Uh, I really don’t see an entire blog about Bammer foobaw here. Looks more like one article. And I’m glad you sold out your stadium for the one game that Bammer couldn’t lose.

  37. Michelle Contois (Faris) Avatar
    Michelle Contois (Faris)

    Roll tide Roll!

    I’m an alumni of UA. 1997 graduate. I’m way up in Massachusetts.

    I miss Alabama lots.

  38. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    What is the (Faris)?

  39. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    “Nick Saban has changed since he came to T-Town, you’ll see. He is not the same quitter that left Akron, MSU, LSU and Miami.” — Newspaper Hack

    Will your tone change in 2-4 years when he is coaching the Raiders?

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  41. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    I am an Alabama fan, and I can laugh at the rednecks we bring to the table as hard as anyone. We all have them, and I, personally, thought this was hilarious. I found this site through the Ramzee post, and I think it is classic. LOVE IT. Keep up the good work. Roll Tide! P.S. We KEEP our fans when we are down..no fair weathers…And, for the Aubs out there…consider this, you may have beaten us 5 times in a row, but we both only have 1 SEC Championship in the last 10 years–the worst decade, arguably, of Alabama football ever. What does that tell you? It must also suck to beat us the worst you have in a LONG time (remember Honk if you Sacked Brodie?) and we still ended up ahead of you in the polls. Keep bringing it Aubs. Your day is coming.

  42. LB Avatar
    LB

    HAHAHA !!! GOOD STUFF !!! Keep it coming fellas !!!! RAMMA JAMMA YELLA HAMMA GO TO HELL ALABAMMER !!!! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. and counting…

  43. tidester1 Avatar
    tidester1

    you trout sniffers at auburn can go ahead and hold up 7 fingers this year cause that’s how many losses you’ll have this year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ROLOL TIDE ROLL YOU INBRED TROUT SNIFFING BARNERS

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