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Women are Distracting to David Wright

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Capers Barr
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(Pic courtesy of ConyersVol)

New York Mets 3B David Wright comes to a harsh realization: “Women can be a distraction. I have to remember, baseball is the reason I have my apartment, baseball is the reason I’m on the cover of video games…”

(Pic from On the DL)

Hey dumb-ass David: It’s not you, it’s the uniform on your back.

Like a kilo of the Herban Meyer’s famous Gainesville Bam-Bam, Wright has realized that poon/snizz is addictive and swears never to touch it again. Good Luck with that David. If you could only be like a camel, one hump could last you weeks.
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4 responses to “Women are Distracting to David Wright”

  1. Mike P. Avatar
    Mike P.

    Excellent eye candy, Jai. Especially the last one.

  2. Pug Avatar
    Pug

    Need to introduce DW to StrayRod.

  3. wrightluva4evuhhh Avatar
    wrightluva4evuhhh

    why would you insult a great player like david wright? F.Y.I. he currently has a girlfriend… so u should noe whur ur talkin bout b4 u post it on the internet!!!!!!!!!!!1

  4. ralphie p Avatar
    ralphie p

    dude d’s gettin laid who cares hes the prince of new york what do u expect?

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